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Do you like music? Do you dislike music criticism? Do you think that music is best enjoyed at volumes that rival the birth of the Sun? Have you ever opened a fridge and thought, “Man, I wish I had some Dr. Pepper,” but then remembered that you don’t even like Dr. Pepper? Do you have strong opinions? Do you like having fun? Do you wish I would stop asking you questions?
Then you’re in the right place, because from here on out, it’s no questions, only answers. Yes, we’re going to answer every single question related to music that has ever existed. And we’re going to do it with no style whatsoever.
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Bad Musicians Are Great, Actually
Why people like Corey Feldman are a treasure to humankind The unfortunately titled “Jump Back Black Cat (Gimme That Rock & Roll)” is, as I write this, the newest addition to the oeuvre of the notorious, the famed, the controversial, the almost universally panned musician – the one, the only: The Corey Feldman. I know…
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The Chillest Trip of All Time
Why you should listen to The Squirez’ Midwest Goodbye your next free sunny day. We at hardlyknower.net fucking love dinosaurs. We consider them the most important animals in the history of Earth, and we don’t think humans even come close. Consider this an official statement. Anything to do with dinosaurs is media worth consuming, and…
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The Beautiful Futility of Releasing Music
Why the hell do we do it? Well . . . “Because we want to,” we could say, and we’d be wrong. Maybe you could stop there – maybe you can just say, “We want to get it out there,” and leave it at that. Maybe we can say, “Well, we all want to be…
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Broken is a good thing
A Pictured Life is not for the faint of heart. Music is just noise. Stick your head in a washing machine and have somebody bang on the outside of it, and that might as well be music. What? You don’t want to? That sounds “insane?” What are you, some kind of regressive, progress-hating yuppie? No,…
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