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Do you like music? Do you dislike music criticism? Do you think that music is best enjoyed at volumes that rival the birth of the Sun? Have you ever opened a fridge and thought, “Man, I wish I had some Dr. Pepper,” but then remembered that you don’t even like Dr. Pepper? Do you have strong opinions? Do you like having fun? Do you wish I would stop asking you questions?
Then you’re in the right place, because from here on out, it’s no questions, only answers. Yes, we’re going to answer every single question related to music that has ever existed. And we’re going to do it with no style whatsoever.
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the almost perfect pop song
A cautionary tale against commercialism In the fall of 2013, George Ezra was looking for a hit. This was a man who had always wanted to be “a pop star,” in his own words. Almost like a calling. Now, we at hardlyknower.net have nothing against pop stars, who have created much worthwhile – and even…
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listening to music wrong
If you’re making these mistakes, stop. I own a decibel meter, which makes me a very smart and important person. As such, I have gleaned truths about the world and music – truths which, truthfully, need imparting. I fear that many of you have wasted your lives listening to music incorrectly. I would like to…
PSA
Now that you have visited this site, you are cursed. Every time someone says a word ending in “-er,” you must say, “___er? I hardly know er!“ And so it is written.
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